On the post holiday season…
Now that the holidays are over, it is time to contemplate the wonders of life: shell-less turtles, sponges that don’t stink after a week and Samba celebrations in Sweden.
On god / Waffles
Last night, I swore I spoke with God until I realized it was just a waffle with real butter and real maple syrup. I’m glad I realized the truth, because waffles ask you to do some really weird stuff
On Gifts
Yesterday, adrift in a sea of madness and despair, I wandered over to the Common to seek the advice of The Old Gray Clown Squirrel. “Throw away no unopened gifts”, he said.
On Pickles
Opening a bottle of pickles is a challenge on any given week night, but it is always a simple task during the weekend.
On lolcats
I don’t think lolcats are funny. I look at it and say “I thought of that ten years ago”